The Bionic Penis

In the popular 1970s television show "The Six Million Dollar Man," astronaut Steve Austin was severely injured in a crash that destroyed almost every bone, muscle, and vital organ in his body. Scientists said, "We can rebuild him; we can make him better than he was before." They proceeded to replace body parts with bionic implants that gave him super strength, speed, and vision. Every guy in America wondered whether the scientists also gave him a bionic penis because he was always surrounded by a bevy of hot babes.

Science fiction has become science fact. Wake Forest University scientists have developed a technique for repairing and replacing damaged penile erectile tissue— in rabbits. This is significant research because everybody knows that rabbits are among the most sexual animals on earth (i.e., they screw like rabbits). The majority of animals with "bionic penises" were able to impregnate female rabbits. The scientist said that their technique might someday help restore normal sexual function in humans with birth defects, cancer of the penis, traumatic injury, and erectile dysfunction. (WebMD Health News, November 9, 2009)